CAMPUS GOSSIP

A DEAD MALABITE RESURRECTS

    It is written in the holy bible that “rumors will always spread like wild fire during the harmattan period” This was exactly what transpired during the immediate past weekend when it was widely rumored that a malabite (greg fly) was shot  dead in a night club.

    This very popular, friendly, lively and lanky malabite who is always at the forefront at any social event both in and outside malabor republic surprisingly appeared in hall 4 which made each and every malabite to be highly speechless and astonished.

   Most malabites who spoke to this reporter on the condition of anonymity told this reporter that the so called “dead malabite” was the one who personally blew the trumpet of the fake rumor about his death.

   As at the time of going to press, the very popular, lanky and swaggerous malabite was seen exchanging pleasantaries with malabites inside the great malabor Republic.

Indeed rumors are not good at all.

                                                                                      Ofili ikechukwu

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