#WAHALAWEDNESDAY EPISODE 1

Recently we carried out a thorough survey on campus based on what students have been up to lately, and we got some hilarious feedbacks. here are the top five #unicalstatistics of the week

#unicalstatistics shows that 70% of hall 8 girls go on dates with food flask for their roommates.(the struggle is real)

#unicalstatistics shows that 98% of students studying microbiology once had dreams of studying medicine

#unicalstatistics shows that 80% of the female students of marketing department are runs girls (tutu mpong girls), the other 20% percent are ugly as f#&k.

#unicalstatistics shows that 68% female diploma students have ludo instead of laptops in their laptop bags (ishie come to town)

#unicalstatistics shows that 60% of hall 2 boys wank (masturbate) with groundnut oil.

There u have it….if u think otherwise drop your comments and don’t forget to put “#unicalstatistics” and your twitter handle and you can follow me on twitter @ud_sureboy....