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    Tuesday, 29 July 2014

    CAMPUS GOSSIP



    6 malabress you’ll probably date in uncial

    Church girl: you think you’re a nice guy, but no she see’s you as jim iyke(bad guy). Its fun to play ‘the crazy guy’ with her though. Worst part is she’s goes to church every given day, no time for you two to be together and she invites you for weekly service as well.

    The friend: she’s the only girl you feel comfortable with (u fit take her on uduak bite trips sef). You love her like your mum and treat her like your sister. She blends with your guys perfectly and you love her for that as well.

    The perfect girl: she’s funny smart, beautiful and all you are doing is wondering what she’s doing with you,  you get scared of messing things up and end up messing things up.(this happens to me all the time)

    The Athletic girl: she looks heavy on bum shots(always making your soldier salute).these girl loves to get down just in case you don’t know what Viagra is.(them go tidy you till you beg).so it is in your best interest to be fit and capable of rolling with these kinds.

    Hot dumb girl: These categories of girls are fine as f#$k, but they are always causing drama, they don’t want to see you with even your sister or your cousin. (them dey complain like winch). But she’s way too fine that you can’t even argue with her.

    Party girl:  she increase your spending habit, and could possibly make you spend your school fee on poping and shit, that in a short while, you are out of money and you have no idea of how you got messed up.

    If you think I omitted some categories, feel free to comment or better still subscribe to bbm channel c0027bb16.. its been yours truly udeme @ud_sureboy   
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