“THE PERMANENT HOUSE GIRLFRIEND”
I woke up with this message running ‘a track and field’ on my mind, too heavy in my heart that I couldn’t hold it in for another hour, I don’t know who am destined to bless with this revelation today, I wish you could just pause a little bit, take a moment and read these words slowly at your own pace.
There was this friend I knew who was always getting beaten by her boyfriend, day and night, and so one day she decided to move out of his house, I was happy when I learnt she had moved out. For a week the neighborhood was peaceful and quiet, at least no one was hearing their voices, only to come home one day to find her back in his house, cooking afang soup with bomb shot in his kitchen, a man who is yet to pay a dime on your head?, I was so hurt to my bones, but then, that is the kind of price tags some women have gladly placed on themselves.
Without any atom of shame you pack your bags and move in with a man like you were moving into your father’s house, you cook his food, wash his boxers, clean his house, prepare his bath, run his errands, polish his shoes, scratch his back and even shave his buttocks, and at the end of the day the young man still has the right to decide whether or not you are fit for a companion. What arrant nonsense! Rendering wifely services to a boyfriend? Isn’t that like a semi-marriage without a certificate? Tell me why he should busy himself with the issues of marriage when he’s already enjoying the WIFELY benefits and services you are freely providing, are you MTN?
Yes get angry with me if you want, that is the idea anyway, am not revealing this so you can be cold, am writing this to provoke your spirit to anger, if what am saying is annoying you so much then let your anger cause you to pack your bags and leave his house, stop making yourself so cheap before a man who can only offer you crumbs and a few slices of bread, why hurry now for that which you will enjoy in its fullest later on? Oh! Because he bought one bottle of dry gin for your father it has now given you the right to pack yourself to his house? What is a bottle of dry gin that you cannot buy for your father? Is that your price? He bought one Buba for your mother last December and so what? Even if he bought a tortoise for all the elders in your village it still doesn’t give you the license to enslave yourself to him.
Yes get angry with me if you want, that is the idea anyway, am not revealing this so you can be cold, am writing this to provoke your spirit to anger, if what am saying is annoying you so much then let your anger cause you to pack your bags and leave his house, stop making yourself so cheap before a man who can only offer you crumbs and a few slices of bread, why hurry now for that which you will enjoy in its fullest later on? Oh! Because he bought one bottle of dry gin for your father it has now given you the right to pack yourself to his house? What is a bottle of dry gin that you cannot buy for your father? Is that your price? He bought one Buba for your mother last December and so what? Even if he bought a tortoise for all the elders in your village it still doesn’t give you the license to enslave yourself to him.
I ask you this questions today, why lower your standard? Why place a chicken-change price tag on your head? What respect and honor do you seek from a man whom you have already emptied yourself to? Have you forgotten who you are? Can you not remember that your price is “far above rubies?” one that cannot be bought nor traded? Now that he has seen every pimple on your backside what is so special about you?
Madam “permanent house girlfriend” please pack your bags and leave that house at once, you do not belong there! You are too precious to be measured on a scale of oranges!
“Oga landlord” please release that lady to go, she is not your wife, if you want wifely benefits go and marry her properly, or better still go to your village and hire a house girl, that bottle of dry gin you gave to her father 3yrs ago has expired, how many more years will you steal from her? DIARIS GOD O!
“Oga landlord” please release that lady to go, she is not your wife, if you want wifely benefits go and marry her properly, or better still go to your village and hire a house girl, that bottle of dry gin you gave to her father 3yrs ago has expired, how many more years will you steal from her? DIARIS GOD O!
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